Did you ever wonder how the Lovelab got started? Are you curious about how the world-renowned Lovelab has flourished despite the seemingly endless and increasingly hysterical attempts by rococo parvenus to snap its jugular vein? Did you ever wonder why you have such bizarre thoughts, filled with such strange, and really quite uncomfortable, metaphors?

You have? My, you are a curious little bugger, aren’t you? Why don’t you just get one with your life and stop trying to live out your pathetic little existence by routinely viewing every webcam site on the net.

However, if you must know, here is the history of the Lovelab. And, as reports from learned scholars, as opposed to us, become available, we will update it.